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It’s the Babe Giveaway! You Know, to Honor Our First Year Together.

Posted on 22 June 2011

Okay, so it’s my one year blogging birthday-versary this week. What did we agree to call it? Blog-i-vers-a-birth-ary? I can’t remember. Anyway, it was Monday. I promised you a giveaway to celebrate. I promised to post it on Monday. Then I decided it’s my damn birthday and I’ll take the day off if I want to. So I did.

Then I had to have the VERY FIRST Good & Tasty Tuesday yesterday. It was great! So you just had to hold your little Lovely Baby horses while I got everything ready for today. Now, what am I giving you to celebrate our very first year together? It’s awesome. It’s the essence of Stay At Home Babe-hood. It’s a hot bitch living in England. Soooo, the first prize in the package is your choice of SAHB shirts from my little ol’ Etsy shop.

AND a mug commemorating the royal wedding. Wait, what?

Yeah that’s right, you heard me. A royal wedding mug. ‘Cause when those two Whitey McWhities got hitched, the government gave us a mug and a day off of work so the whole country wouldn’t revolt at the millions in tax dollars spent on that ridiculous wedding. It got sent home with my kid from school and I looked at it and said, What the hell is this?! I want my £5 in taxes back please. Who would want this?!

Then I watched all you crazy Americans go batshit nuts over the royal wedding. Crazy Australians live-tweeted the damn thing. And then I realized, pretty much anyone who isn’t me (an American living in England without any clue what the purpose of the royal family is). That’s who would love it.

So it has sat in my cupboard, completely un-used, waiting its giveaway destiny.

AND, since so many of you pervy little readers got it in your pervy little heads that I was going to giveaway a sextoy, I had to give you what you asked for. So, I’m throwing in a rabbit vibrator. In purple. Of course. Because if you don’t like purple then how do you stand reading my blog?

There you have it, A Stay At Home Babe shirt, a Royal Wedding Mug and a vibrator. How’s that for a package to celebrate the birthday of this here dirty little den of sin and British-at-home-babe-ness? Fucking perfect.

Oh, yeah, and all you have to do to get as many entries as you want is comment. Every comment for the next week gets you entered. And it’s retroactive to include yesterday’s comments. And I’m not going to take out all my own comments for the drawing, that’s way too much work. If I draw one of my comments as the winner then I’ll just redraw. No pouting if you think that ruins your chances of winning, because if you do the math on it you’ll figure out it doesn’t.

Okay, so wish me a happy bloggi-birth-aver-sary-day and get your grubby mits on the goods. Thanks for being so hot and awesome. Seriously. Thanks.

OH! And don’t forget that Wednesday is Babe-Day over at AndNobodyToldMe.com. Ch-ch-ch-check it out!

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  • http://twitter.com/nugglemama Julia

    Happy Blog-o-ver-sary-birth-day say wha???  I am totally jonesing for that housewife t shirt!  Did you hear? The royal couple is going to be given commemorative crap when they come to Canada next month and MY picture will be in one of them? LOL So it only seems fair that I have commemorative crap of theirs too. Love you-love your blog!

  • Good Girl Gone Green

    Pick m, Pick me!! LMAO…Happy Blog-i-vers-a-birth-ary

  • Pnpyaya

    i love it

  • Pnpyaya

    happy whatever the hell you call it

  • Dani Lamb

    A year already? Wow! Time flies when you’re having fun with the Babe. Well done chicka. Well done.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Carrie-Martin/1263636445 Carrie Martin

    Everything you do rocks!! I must agree with you when you say you are a Hot Bitch!!

  • http://profiles.google.com/ryanslevin77 Ryan Slevin

    How many of us are afraid to leave a comment for fear of appearing to want the vibrator?  Anyone?  Anyone?  ;)

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    If you’re scared of a vibrator, you can’t be a Lovely Baby :) . You’ll have a
    “friend” who wants it. Or it makes a good “gag gift”. It’s okay, we’ll
    pretend for you.

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    Well, if you don’t win the shirt… you’ll just have to get one! :) It also
    comes in a mug. I have it on two hoodies. I wear those too much if I’m being
    honest.

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    Thanks, lady! Imagine, if you spend too much time online… then a year from
    now, it could be you :)

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    :) thanks.

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    It’s crazy, isn’t it? I’m going to my first blog conference this weekend in
    London. I’m super stoked.

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    I am, right?! :)

    THanks, lady.

  • http://mamawantsthis.blogspot.com Mama Wants This

    I dare you to send a vibrator to Malaysia. :)

    Happy first Blogvisary (?)! 

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    Wait. It’s not illegal to import sex toys to Malaysia is it?

  • Mom2VandM

    Woo hoo !! How fast a year goes by!! Congrats!! Happy bloggy, birthy, versary!!!

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    it does go so fast, doesn’t it? Thanks!

  • http://mamawantsthis.blogspot.com Mama Wants This

    Um, I don’t know, I haven’t tried getting any in! 

    The customs people might take it for themselves LOL!

  • Onesmarmymama

    Best. Giveaway. Ever. 

    HAPPY BLOGIVERSARY!!!

  • Lizziejarvis

    can’t believe you’re giving away your kid’s inheritance like that… If I get the mug I will store it and present it to Makaio when Will and Kate celebrate 25 years… Don’t suppose he’ll want the vibrator…..

  • missyprissy

    Happy Blog-o-ver-sary!!  Thanks for sharing your hotness with us!  Here’s to many more!

  • http://twitter.com/lovetoy38829 MyLove Barnett

    YAY ! I can’t wait to see the prizes for TWO years LOL
    Happy haven’t-gotten-bored-with-this-and-gave-it-up-like-
    all-my-other-hobbies-so-far  HAHAHAHA !!!

  • http://doxienoodle.com/ Jessa

    Do I have to tell you how geeked out I am at the thought of getting my hands on that mug?  LMAO

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    That’s because I’M the best ever :) . Thanks!

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    I hope so. Thanks ;) .

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    Ha! That’s teh best way to describe it. Ever.

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    *Shaking head at you in shame* You poor, poor dear :)

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    I would be willing to bet that by the time Makaio’s grown, he’ll have more
    use for a vibrator than a Will & Kate mug.

  • Mom2VandM

    Forgot to add I’ve always wanted a “pet” rabbit, and purple is my favorite color!!!

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    Well, best of luck to you! :) Stop back and commenting randomly throughout
    the week to get more entries. ‘Cause I’m a ‘ho for comments.

  • http://twitter.com/siouxsieqsie Siouxsie Mayeaux

    Happy Blog-i-vers-a-birth-ary!!  I won’t stroke your ego too much because you already know how much I love reading your writing, but I will just a little more…reading your blog has inspired me to start doing a little writing of my own.  So I thank you for that, sexy mama!  Oh and btw…love love love the vibrator/mug/shirt combo ;) Who couldn’t use all of those things?!  Simultaneously!  :)

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    Oh wow, that IS dirty. All together? Honestly, I don’t know that I needed
    that image. And that’s saying a lot from me :)

  • http://www.sunshinewonderland.com Mrs. Wonder

    Happy blogverse birthday! And you have an SWESOME prize pack. I almost bought a mug online, so maybe it was meant to be I win yours… ;)

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    Wait, you bought a SAHB mug or you bought a royal wedding mug?

  • Gillian Bliss

    As a Brit living in USA I will stick the mug where the sun don’t shine or just give it away to my sis-in law who woke at the butt crack of dawn and had a tea party for her anglophile friends to watch the Royal Wedding.  As for the purple thingy i may also stick that where the sun don’t shine.

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    *snort*. That whole paragraph made me laugh. Ha!

  • http://unintentionallybrilliant.blogspot.com Roxanne Piskel

    This is probably one of the best giveaways I’ve seen so far (and I’m not talking about the mug). Consider this my freaking entry. How many comment-entries can we leave on a single blog post without being disqualified?

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    I hate rules. Comment away, lady. :)

  • http://unintentionallybrilliant.blogspot.com Roxanne Piskel

    I may or may not have entered because of the vibrator. Hey, I’m a single mom. I have needs. And it’s PURPLE! <3

  • http://myinnerchick.com Kim Sisto Robinson

    ~I am one of those CRAZY Americans!
    Loooove William, Kate, Harry…Ooooh, Yes!
    Love your tattoo.  So cool.  I shall be baaaaack.
    xxx

  • http://unintentionallybrilliant.blogspot.com Roxanne Piskel

    This is probably the best comment yet. I have a friend who did the same thing to watch the wedding, and she did it for Diana’s wedding too. I have yet to see a royal wedding, and no desire to. I don’t even really like going to my friends weddings!

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    Out of the bunch of them I’d say Harry is my favorite. Just because he seems
    as unimpressed with the royals as I am :)

  • http://profiles.google.com/beth.schuff Beth Schuff

    Purple is the best color for vibrators!

  • http://twitter.com/kadield Casey

    Is it wrong that I’m not ashamed to ask for the sex toy?

    Yes?

    Oh, carry on then.

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    Purple is the best color for everything. Sex toys especially though.

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    It would be totally wrong if you were.

  • Leslie Hayes

    I knew a vibrator would be involved!

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    It was a self-fulfilling prophesy

  • Shannon

    Happy Blog-i-vers-a-birth-ary! My life is better with your blog in it :)  
    Oh, and I LOVE purple!

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    Awwwwe, my blog is better with *you* in it :)

  • Shannon

    But…what the fuck will I do with that hideous mug if I win?

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    Maybe you could gift it to one of the crazies who have commented that they
    really, really want it??? I don’t know. I want it out of my house :)

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    Or maybe you could be all ironic and shit with it. Drink from it all the
    time because it’s THAT hideous. Like hipsters and trucker hats.

  • ally

    the only thing better than a tshirt, mug, and sex toy, is a FREE tshirt, mug, and sex toy! :)

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    it’s not free, it’s well earned, because you guys are awesome. Okay, it’s a
    fancy bribe :)

  • Gillian Bliss

    Oh by the way when you do mail out my package (cos i am sure to be the lucky winner) please make sure its wrapped in brown paper and you are fairly ambiguous on the customs form.  I’d hate to get it and find out it was now a  second hand prize. I hate drinking out of mugs that other people have used. ;-)

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    seriously, pack yourself in a box and mail yourself to my house.

  • http://doxienoodle.com/ Jessa

    I know, I know.  I’m pathetic.  I stayed up the whole night to watch every minute of BBC coverage.  I have a problem, but I haven’t found a local support group.

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    You certainly won’t find help here. Look locally, it’s your best chance :)

  • Temysmom

    Who can pass up that prize package combo?  I can’t.

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    A first rate dumb dumb, that’s who :)

  • http://twitter.com/MichelleMayhem_ Michelle

    If I win can you palm the mug off to somebody else? 

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    No way, dude. You’re in charge of re-homing it :)

  • http://www.mentalgarbage.com Kelly

    Oh now that would just be a hell to the yes, please! :-) haha

  • http://www.mentalgarbage.com Kelly

    Also – Happy Blogaversary…. or whatever…. haha :-)

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    There has to be an official term for it… what is it???

  • Tickling Pink

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a giveaway quite this eclectic. I dig it!

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    It’s what I do :)

  • Thr3ewomenIam

    hunny, i feel your pain about the wedding….and i am canadian, more crazies here than in the US….July 1st is Canada Day (bday) and they are visiting Ottawa, the city where i live-dammit i have to hide at home to avoid being anywhere near downtown- so that i don’t get stuck in royal procession traffic bullshit….anyway, cool vibe- a passion parties special?  but maybe you don’t know that home party line not being in the continental area anymore….looks cute tho….but seriously NO DETAILS about who has this or loves this or wants this…..waaayyy too personal man!

  • Thr3ewomenIam

    well maybe not!

  • Anonymous

    Two years?! Wow, congrats!!! 

  • Anonymous

    Cripes, now I realize I am a fool and it’s your one year … I’m an arse. Whatever, I hope you have many more years to come I love your blog :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/canaanlilli Canaan Roling

    Hmmm….I like them all….I just like the purple bunny thing the most. Hop, Hop, Hop!

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    I don’t like the visual of knowing exactly what kind of things people want
    where. It’s too much :)

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    thanks, I hope so too. It’s been a bizarro year to say the least. :)

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    hop hop hop=hilarious! Thanks

  • Kate

    hahaha purple vibrator. you make me laugh.

  • http://twitter.com/mamabeckys Rebecca Savu

    Happy bloggi-birth-aver-sary-day!! I totally want that purple bunny, I love purple and that bunny lookslike fun ;-)

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  • Daizy

    I love this Blog. i never followed anyone before, but you blog is so entertaining i can’t help it. Your stories are awesome& your give-a-ways are DEF one of a kind. ha! Happy blog-iversary!

  • Kate

    Also, Happy blogivers- whatever. Happy one year!

  • Mom2VandM

    Wow, I had a really awesome dream about…..the mug, yeah, the mug ;) . Does it come in purple too?

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  • http://twitter.com/Sadandbeautiful Sarah R. Bloom

    How can I resist that package?! :)

    Happy blogiversary birthday whatever!

  • http://crankymonkeys.com/blog/ LJB

    I’m not too late, am I? :|

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    Not only are you not too late, you were already entered by your comment on
    my last post :) . Every comment on every post all week is an entry.

  • http://crankymonkeys.com/blog/ LJB

    Oh, I’ll take the last one back then!

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    every comment is another entry :) . So, now you’ve got three entries. I’m
    easy like that. I didn’t want the entry process to be a pain in the ass, and
    I love comments. I’m an admitted comment whore. So…. yeah.

  • Onesmarmymama

    Another entry, bitches! I WANT TO WINNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://purseonalsonline.com abi from Purseonals

    You had me at purple rabbit.

  • http://purseonalsonline.com abi from Purseonals

    And today is laundry day so underwear are optional.

  • http://purseonalsonline.com abi from Purseonals

    BTW, linked up on Good & Tasty Tuesday today. Had that yumminess for breakfast. Would eat some more but we chowed through all the apples already.

  • http://purseonalsonline.com abi from Purseonals

    Last comment/entry. I promise. For now.

  • Greta @gfunkified

    Best giveaway ever. I want the shirt. And I like coffee. And…um…purple.Here’s to a year of doing whatever the hell you want!

  • Greta @gfunkified

    And I’m wearing polka-dotted underwear…?

  • http://stayathomebabe.com Stay At Home Babe

    that’s hot :)