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NASTY. Nasty boys. Seriously, some of those guys are into some fucked up stuff.

It’s not often that sexual kinks surprise me… I was genuinely floored.
Like, oh my god kind of floored.

What the hell…. seriously I have no words to describe how weird that is!

Wow. This is just the motivation I needed today, no candy or crackers for this girl for a looong time. *gag*

Daaaaayummmm…. Dude was a friggin FREAK!! GREAT POST!!!

Can you imagine asking a total stranger? I mean, maybe if you were in a
kinky commited relationship, but a total stranger? I guess it was a tactic
which had worked for him before or he wouldn’t have been so confident I
would have said yes. It remains the most interesting experience I ever had
as a waitress.

It’ll totally put you off snacks! I lost my appetite for like 24 hours after
it happened. Plus, you have to ask yourself, why the combination of foods?
You know it wasn’t random junk he grabbed. There was a reason he chose those
foods… but why??

Makes you feel REEEEEEALLLY normal, no matter what your kink is, doesn’t
it?!

My dad and his ex wife had a stripping business. There were these rumors of a guy who liked to be tied up on a big cross and the girl dress up as a lawyer and just lay into him about his sins or whatever.
So, one time she goes to a house to strip for someone. He’s acting very nervous and says, “um, well, I have a kinda weird request…” To which she replies, “I’m sure it’s not that weird. I mean, there’s a guy who wants to be on a cross and…” He gets this mortified look on his face and she can tell that he’s that guy. So she switches to, “OMG! It’s so cool to finally meet you!”
and gave him the best “lawyerizing” he’d ever gotten.

BAH-hahahahahaha… nice save!

I cocktailed in clubs for a few years, and that dude was hands down the most
off the wall table I ever had. Off The Wall Paul… that’s his new name.

I’m so confused… that was uber strange, and seriously disgusting to think about – ick.

Yeah, I warned you

WHAT WHOA. Why did I get the feeling this might turn into a 2-girls-1-cup-esque request? Annnd there goes breakfast, lol.

I’m proud of your restraint for keeping your cool at the workplace when he grabbed you. The second he grabbed my wrist, I might have lost my shit.

Two girls one cup is the freakiest sexual proposition which DIDN’T happen to
me!! And, also, I don’t think it’s really poo in the cup.

Awesome. LOL

I had to read your blog first this morning because of the picture at the top. *laughs* I usually save you for last. You know, I’ll have more coffee on board to understand everything. ;o) I don’t think there is enough coffee in the world to understand that guy. I’m not completely sure that it was necessarily a sexual kink, though it could be. My first reaction before reading the comments was, “Ewwww!” *shudders*

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This gives me hope to what I’ll find as colleagues in my future librarian life…

And I just ate pb crackers…gross.

I amamazed you didn’t hit him.. and as for freaky offers, i think you win with that one.. i’ve never heard of that.. ick, and uck..

as for his choice, as i read it i thought of a movie i saw about this famour runner.. the woman was Bulemic.. she couldn’t stop even during her pregnancy.. so in her sick (literally sick, poor lady) mind.. she decided she would eat a balanced meal for the baby, then she ate the Carrots, this is so when she later binged-as she knew she would, she would have a marker. uck. once she purged, as she would see the carrots, she would know to stop so that the balanced meal she ate for the baby would stay in there.. WOW. Lets not get in to that any deeper, but Thank goodness they only tslked about this in the movie.. i did NOT want to see that. But she was calmly, sitting and explaining this to her husband, and therapist if i remember right.. So maybe dude’s thing with the crackers were his markers.. and it was all about the snickers.. YUCK YUCK AND YUCK AGAIN.. but i’m just sayin.
i am glad it wasnt me that he propositioned.

Oh no, it was definitely a sexual kink…you should have seen the look in
his eye when he talked about… double shudder!!!

AHAHAHAHA… yeah, watch out, dude. They’re everywhere!!!

yeah, I seriously haven’t been able to eat them since. I’m not kidding.

wow, super disturbing. way to add a MORE disturbing note to an already
disturbing moment !

Wow…that’s just plain nasty!

And really ONLY 300$?

It’s… special, isn’t it?

There are no words… although I’m feeling my breakfast might come up on my sometimes soon.

I wonder what his parents did to him as a child…

Maybe you should call him at work and let him know. It would make him really
happy

Force fed him Snickers til he puked? Who knows…

Damn. I’ve heard tales from clubs but that one takes the cup.

Wow – all of a sudden the naughty stuff that I like seems rather mundane and vanilla. But..UGH!!! GROSS!!!

Thankfully, I work in an office with a therapist who is specially trained in dealing with after trauma – think I will go have a gab session with her now. BLECH!

Ok, um…ewwwwww.

Ha! Takes the cup. That was a very punny, sir

I know, right? People talk about kinky sex stuff around me sometimes like
it’s going to be the most horrifying thing I’ve ever heard and my response
is always, “Whatever it is, I promise I’ve heard worse and whatever you’re
doing is downright normal.” Now you believe me .

Want a Snickers?

Ok, so, first of all, I told you how disturbed I was on Twitter when I read this post. And, to counter, here’s the two freakiest things ever proposed to me, as far as sex.

I was probably 20 at the time, was at a gay bar, dancing the night away on the dance floor, and this 60 year old guy comes up to me and starts grinding on me. I’m a slut, so I start dancing back with him, whatever. He then brings his mouth up to my ear and whispers if I’ve ever been “gummed” before. Yeah, that’s every 20 year old’s fantasy, is to have a guy take out his dentures and nom on his dick.

Second, I was having sex with this guy and, I won’t horrify you with specific details, but he was hovering over me, which I thought was weird and then started to grunt. It then dawned on me that the guy was trying to shit on me.

So, two things happened. First, my penis shrunk back into my body. Second, I ran out of that house like a scared white girl running out of a tent, half naked, like in those cheesy 80s camp horror movies. Seriously. Fucked. Up.

Apparently I didn’t understand him talking prior to us meeting up about him liking it “dirty.” I thought it was like “yeah, you little dirty, dirty boy.” So young and naive, I was.

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. That is hilarious. You know, because it
didn’t happen to me. Sweet lord, Casey. THere just aren’t words.

Wow. Just wow. I’m never going to look at stuffy, Mr. Rogers-type guys the same… I’m always going to wonder what their little “thing” is…. haha

“little ‘thing’…” is the mostpolite way ever to describe seriously
freakin’ twisted kink. I’m incredibly, incredibly open-minded when it comes
to people’s sex lives. Everybody has a thing, for the most part… that
dude… whacked.

I love it that my pain pleases you

I know you do You little twisted thang, you

I can’t believe you didn’t break his face. I don’t have that kind of restraint. Good job getting rid of that wacko.

I totally wanted to break his face, but I got paid really well for that job
and I didn’t want to get fired more than I wanted to break his face

Geez – carry it around for me – warm it up… BLEH! Gross.
Big fat thought bubble over my head of me JUDGING his ass! ewwwwww

yeah, he was pretty skeevy… and if anyone reading this has the same kink
and gets all offended… those are just the risks I’m willing to take

Holy shit…Can’t. Stop. Laughing. Bwahaaaa!

Yep…some weird fuckers out there. Handled brilliantly, though…not surprised. Has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like Betty Paige? Hmmmmm….coincidence? I think not.

This was so bizarre. I don’t even know where to begin. Let’s put aside how freaky the request is. Here’s what I got out of this post. If some average looking library has this freak show going on in his mind, what the hell is going on with the rest of the world? I’m scared.

i have been in a lot of clubs…that takes the cake. we’re talking middle of mardi gras king cake. ugh.

Okay, Casey, I’ve actually heard of those two kinks. (I’m 50, I’ve been around a while.) I do agree, they are weird, though.

But the puke thing, nope. That’s a new one on me.

That is beyond words weird. How on earth did he figure out he liked that? And what crazy shite happened in his kid-hood to flip that freako switch?!? Dude gross.

I think the freakier your job is, the more normal you are. Because if you’re
a public librarian or an accountant, then you’re repressed . But not
really. I have no idea what the correlation is between your job and your
level of freak-dom. But that dude… weirdo.

HA middle of mardi gras king cake. That ws awesome.

It’s all a bit too much for me. Seriously, I’m pretty laid back and open
minded about most things… excrement, vomit, etc… shudder.

It’s a puzzle, isn’t it? I would love to see some sort of fly-on-the-wall
video of what he does at home alone?!

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Ok. I got it.

It’s a mothering kink. Like, he was the baby birdie in the nest, cheeping away … and you were the mummy bird who had to swallow and half-digest his food for him before he eats it. I’d say it has Oedipal leanings.

Just call me motherfucking Freud!

HA! Maybe… you may be right… I think it’s a freakin’ weirdo kink! Maybe
I’m over-simplifying?

*blech*
*spit spit spit*
*jump around doing the ick dance*
*gaaaaaaag*

Oh Babe.
That is just nasty.
If I was going to proposition you something it would at least be worthwhile.

but as it is, I think I’m going to go wash my eyes out with soap for the visual I just had from reading this.

*blech*

In a huge way….

That is way freaky. And so fucking weird. It reminds me of something in the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo books. Hmmmmm….

aaaaaand, you’re welcome

Really? I wasn’t going to read those books cause I thought they sounded cheesy, but now I’m intrigued. Which one? What does it remind you of? Tell me, tell me, you can’t be that obscure!

Oh sweet baby Jesus! I’m a serious barf-a-phobe and this made me need a crazy pill.

I feel the need to Purell my brain!!!

And PS: Maybe snickers REALLY does satisfy?

Eeew.

I made that joke about ten times last week on twitter… it’s the most
fitting slogan, ever . Sorry to make your barf-aphobic reflex kick in

Alrightie. Thanks for killing the hunger pains. Ugh, I think I may be sick.
And I’ll have to remember to read this next time I get the munchies.
Ew ew ew ew ew.

Yeah, you’ll never want a Snickers bar again. Promise.

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Holy shit! Wow, that’s nasty. And of all the scenarios I imagined as I read this post title, that was definitely not one of them!! Off the Wall Paul is right! Eeps.

I know, right?! It’s one of those stories, one of those defining stories, which can be told for a lifetime