Archive for June 2010
I’m a better mom than Madonna, and this totally sucks.
Despite my entry-before-last, don’t be fooled. I am the best mom I know. Seriously, like one of those super moms who totally rawks. It’s one of my things that I do really, really well. Coincidentally, one of the other things that I do really well is how I end up pregnant in the first place… but that’s way off topic. I have no problem bragging about and being totally proud of my parenting skills when I look around and see how badly some people suck at it. Because then it’s not subjective, I’m just a good mom. Matter of fact…. { read more }
Greek women are hot when they’re young. Then they get hairy. But I’m not Greek.
There’s this thing that has happened to me, which I think happens to most women approaching thirty—I have simply stopped giving a flying fuck what anyone thinks of me. Except that I still have a large dose of vanity hanging on from my twenties. Soooo, it’s more like, I don’t care what anyone thinks of me as long as they think I’m hot and awesome. But, if they want to be judgey then I don’t care what they think. That makes sense, right? So, I have body hair that has to be managed. Namely, my lip hair has to be… { read more }
Boozey, Hurty, Slutty Mom
I’ve had this stupid blog address for like six months and just never put anything in it! Anyway, the boys are napping and Hudson is engrossed in Captain Mack (the only t.v. show she cares a bit to watch) so I thought I’d write some more. Aren’t you so proud of me?! Today is the first day I can bend my arm even a little and I feel semi-human again. The newest ink is starting to peel so it’s all downhill to healed now. Soooo exciting. Hudson woke me up at three thirty this morning, not at all exciting. At… { read more }
